no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
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One of the scariest things Dreamworks had done to their logo.
I KEEP FORGETTING DREAMWORKS DID THE RING ALSO.
are you fucking serious
A flower for you, my lady.
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive
That…that is the best descriptions of sloths ever.
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This line is lyrical perfection
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
I’ve come too far to risk all this good luck
I BETTER NOT RISK MY LUCK, oh wait - I’ve had bad luck for most of my life!!!!!!!!
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WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
let’s reflect on this
SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
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all i want is attention but only from certain people